Alternative Me

judge: why did you kill that man

me: it's a metaphor

judge: oh....ok lol

mcrlivesonforever:

topless-bottom:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

What type of thirteen year old is stupid enough to stick a conductive metal into an electrical socket?? My little sister knows not to do this and she’s in first grade

Natural Selection

mcrlivesonforever:

topless-bottom:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

What type of thirteen year old is stupid enough to stick a conductive metal into an electrical socket?? My little sister knows not to do this and she’s in first grade

Natural Selection

(Source: theothermayor, via squigglesthemysterious)

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux, via thegirltoknow)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via arosefromanotherdimension)

niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

(Source: niick4, via thegirltoknow)

laugh-addict:

 

George TakeYou rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

(Source: chandra75, via squigglesthemysterious)

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

(Source: dragn98, via thegirltoknow)

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

(via squigglesthemysterious)

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via thegirltoknow)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via thegirltoknow)

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

(via thegirltoknow)

super-mega-fangirl:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

image

(via yolopoopwat)